Reason 22

Oh, hello!! Remember how I used to give you AWESOME reasons to visit SF?? Well, I figured you're probably due for a good reason right about now. 

May I present....

The current signage at a SF gas station.

I'm not really sure if I really need to say anything more about this. The thought of a gas station employee thinking "OMG" and "WTF" would make a great substitution for numbers makes me happy inside.