I even asked for permission to use this one, it's THAT important.

Reason 10. 

Obviously, she found a bedazzled Stanford shirt. You know you want to meet a person who can find a bedazzled everything. 

I can't keep telling Sterling hello for you. Seriously. You need to do it in person. However, there's a 50/50 chance she'll actually be here when you are. I just don't want to give you false hope. But, a 50% chance she'll be here is still good enough to make the list. 

If you don't come, I'll have her attack you with this evil turtle. I'm not joking.